• Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
  • "The world doesn’t make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?"
    Pablo Picasso (via thatblokematti)

    findouteverything:

    pharoahsectotherm:

    sapientpawnkeeper:

    somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny

    Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline. 

    wow that’s a pretty concise essay

    vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

    liquidglue:

    liquidglue:

    liquidglue:

    liquidglue:

    'cause the players gonna play play play play play

    alligators alligate gate gate gate gate

    elevators elevate vate vate vate vate

    shake it off

    puyols-hairdresser:

    when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

    image

    encourage:

    if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009