Someone:
Are you okay?
Me, sighing dramatically, holding a hand to my forehead, staring into the distance with suffering eyes, clearly trying to get attention:
Why would you assume that I'm not okay?
a grown ass man who is obviously at least 25 years old:
i just turned sixteen i can't wait to get a car :)
a grown ass woman with fully formed breasts, perfect skin, and chiseled features:
lucky you, chad, i still have to wait TWO MORE YEARS :( being fourteen sucks
